sex doll

a doll purchased primarily for masturbation purposes, though a few of them are sold to health teachers.
the man tried to convince his wife that he was a health teacher when she discovered his s-x doll.
a plastic doll in which certain points of intercourse are altered, see below example.
undressing- taking it out of the box

foreplay- blowing it up

eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll

penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay

afterf-cking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.

feeling dirty- priceless!
an inflatable doll usually made of plastic. they are much used by people who have bad personal hygeine, and ugly-looking people, that cannot get a female companion for love nor money.
clinically depressed man explaining to his social worker why he is so s-xually frustrated:
i owned a s-x doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how i imagined the real thing would feel. then i got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of p-ssion i gave her a love bite on the neck. i never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. i cant afford another.
a blow up vinyl woman, often used for s-x by lonely dorks who can’t find p-ssy, sometimes has three orifices with which one can have intercourse with, some have less….some made for really strange dorks may have more
i really banged my s-x doll last night, and wore myself out, so i can’t make it into work at best buy today mr. manager sir.
dolls that are used for the s-x… see al brooks.
johnny: d-mn, my s-x doll has deflated again.

greg: cough(needle d-ck)cough