Sex Fairy
a magical being, of which there are thousands. they fly around and use their powers to make unlikely s-x situations happen. it’s up for debate as to whether or not these creatures work for the greater good. for example, s-x faries will have made it possible for the school geek to sleep with the school stud. excellent for the reputation of the geek, but total social disaster for the stud.
s-x faries work better in situations where copious alcohol is applied to all parties, or when a high degree of l-st renders the targets unable to function correctly. (s-x faries can be prayed to if desperate, and are more likely to exist than g-d)
-“hey steve, i hear you slept with tina. what possessed you?”
-“there must have been some bl–dy s-x faries in the air. i will never live this down”
-“oh magical s-x fairy, please please please let me have one night with danny, and i’ll never ask for anything again, i swear!”
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