Sex God
one who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents’ bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere.
i couldn’t keep my mouth off of sean phillips d-ck, every orifice of my body aches for that s-x god.
fulfills every possible s-xual need that a woman could ever desire with a minuscule amount of effort. there is no age limit on the level of s-x g-d. one can only decide he himself as a s-x god when his shoe size has reached 13 and he is truly a master of s-xy time.
kyle made me scream in -rg-smic fury last night, i’m still shaking in complete aw. he is truly one crazy -ss s-x god.
a really really s-xy and hot guy who is so hot you don’t even know why he is that hot.
marc-andre fleury, evgeni malkin, luke schenn are all s-xgods.
a term used for an extremely undeniably irresistably hot male. in which the terms; hot, s-xy, fine, ect… which do not nearly sifficiantly describe is s-x appeal.
brad pitt is a f-cking s-x g-d
a man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his s-xual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, -j-c-l-t-s on the woman’s chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes s-m-n off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day.
although it would take you 2 nanoseconds to throw that tissue in the trash, don’t worry about it, b/c you are a s-xgod.
a cute, or very attractive male who gets the attention of all the females around, simply by having good looks without trying to do so.
“look at the cute guy over there, he is such a s-x-god!”
a male who is perfect in literally every way. he’s amazing in bed and never fails to deliver the utmost pleasure. a s-x god is also very visually appealing as well. most people imagine a s-x god as tan and muscular, but these divine creatures come in every shape and size. s-x gods (surprisingly) have flaws, but they actually make the person more appealing.
lucy: “oh my gosh! i can’t find a single flaw on paul mccartney’s face! i swear he’s a s-x god! just look at those big, hazel eyes, and those full lips, and…” -sighs-
joan: “totally. but have you seen ringo’s nose? it’s so cute on his adorable face!!”
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