Sex Junkie
a person who is addicted to s-x. these individuals have no self respect, or respect for their family. they are often females between the age of 18 and 30. normally these girls are carriers of s-xual diseases and are often seen outside chip shops in the north west of england.
billy: wow, look at that girl over there, she is lovely but i bet she wouldn’t even want to talk to me.
adam: what??!! thats tracey, she is a “s-x junkie”, i heard she once let a whole football team go through her.
billy: no way!! her dad would be furious if he found out!!
adam: if he found out?? what do you mean?? her dad arranged it, he was the football teams manager!
billy: cl-ssy family then.
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