sex machine
1.) a person that can go on having s-x for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have s-x with
3.) me
mmm jack. you are such a s-x machine. i wanna have s-x with you all the time. please eat me out and suck my t-ts. can i give you a bl-wj-b? please have s-x with me.
addicted to s-x….and d-mn good at it
you are a s-x machine!!!
a machine used to get a woman off. usually has a d-ld- on the end of it.
i knew becky was a freak when i saw her s-x machine.
a man-made s-xual partner; a s-x-bot; a robot with a dong; a robot with an ‘access port’
i just spent 300 grand on a s-x machine, but i’m still lonely…
run for your lives! the s-x machines are revolting!
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