Sex mittens
mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. makes s-x that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards
wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my s-x mittens u dirtyslag !
a term of endearment for one’s female s-xual partner, derived from “s-x kitten”.
“come here s-x mitten! i want to grab your booty”
“a mitten i wear on my hands, a s-x mitten i wear on my p-n-s”
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