Sex Nest
a room in your home you dedicate to making s-x with any girl you bring over an easy process. the s-x nest consists of a double bed – a good s-x nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest’s only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a tv with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she’ll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don’t want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after s-x.
“duuude! nice s-x nest.”
“you know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. i made basically no effort each time either.”
the condition of matted hair on or around the back of a woman’s head, resulting from prolonged love making in the missionary position.
did you see the size of jenny’s s-x nest? she must have gotten it good last night.
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