Sex Ninja
a person who can engage in s-xual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.
dave: dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her’face scr-w-ng last night?
ed: no way, man. i’m a s-x ninja.
the purpose of s-x ninjas is to flip out and have s-x without you knowing.
then the s-x ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall s-x while kieth sat in his room, unaware.
to be totally awesome and sweet
girl 1: omg i just had the best s-x0r ever
girl 2: really? how many times did you c-m?
girl 1: about 56 times in 1 hour, it was so s-xninja
girl 2: omg fap
someone who acts conservative but is secretly really kinky and good in bed.
“i thought john was a super awkward nerdy guy who never gets girls, turns out he’s a complete s-x ninja!”
someone who’s s-xual prowess is so awesome that they boarder on having mystical powers.
“they pulled a total s-x ninja move and made me j-zz using only their thumb!”
they must have gone to s-x ninja school ’cause they f-cked me balancing on one leg on the edge of the bathtub!”
“that s-x geek made me c-m so many times and in so many ways that their nickname is s-x ninja.”
“s-x ninjas can make you -rg-sm anytime, anyplace.”
someone who is super sneaky in bed and doesn’t get caught or noticed (unless they want to be).
“i am a super sneaky s-x ninja. i will sneak into your house, into your room, take what i want from you, leave and you will never know i was there.”
a incredibly h-m-s-xual person who loves ghey mens
guy1: man that guy is such a wolfanoz
guy2: no, he’s more of a s-xninja
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