Sex Piss
an unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. the male -j-c-l-t- left to dry in the p-n-s offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
john woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and s-x p-ssed all over the shower curtain.
another word for -j-c-l-t–n, or sp-nk etc. is often used in the programme bo selecta.
oh my god i think i did a s-x p-ss in my pants!
to violently eject, or -j-c-l-t- a long plume of creamy white s-m-n onto oneself when thinking about s-x, occasionally (but not always) taking the squirter by surpise
e.g.
johnny b-ms-x: “this fit bird was bending over on the tube, and i had a funny feeling and did a big s-xp-ss right there in my pants.”
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