Sex Port
west port high school in ocala fla. home to the valley boys, members of the 352 crew and other various random and pointless ‘gangs’
school where white people literally are a minority, and blacks and hispanics are the majorities.
during the 06-07 school year, infamous for multiple ‘bomb days’ of school, consisting of standing on a gr-ss hill in fla. heat in may!
also, infamous for special education children getting ‘dome’ or oral s-x in the back of a cl-ssroom during a video.
a school with a miserable excuse for attractive guys, girls, and football team, and mascot (wolfpack)
a.k.a. bomb port, wh-r- port
subst-tute teacher: ok guys, im going to turn off the lights, and we can look at the overhead!
typical loud mouth student: no! you cant turn off the lights miss! its s-x port!
a port for the insertion of s-xy tools.
-bzzzzzt- request permission to dock with your s-xport, madam -bzzzzzt-
-bzzzzt- permission granted -bzzzzt-
the act of exporting men or women as s-x slaves. most common in asian and middle-east areas, where the population is most dense and easier to get away with stealing children.
“the local police responded to the booming s-xport industry by increasing patrols in the areas hardest hit.”
1. an alteration of the common export beer.
2. when used by freshman jockeys to induce s-xual desire of the opposite s-x.
1. “mmmm beer, my one and only love. come to daddy, my little s-xport.”
2. “hey baby, you lookin’ fine. have a beer, on me.”
“hee hee, ok”
“whoa, you drank that fast. have another.”
“i fink i’m a whittle dunk.”
“hey baddy, this s-xport works like a charm.”
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