Sex Potato
where you heat a potato up in the micro wave for 3 min cut a hole in it rub b-tter on the inside and f-ck it
i enjoy the s-x potato.
a person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having s-x. this may be someone who forces his partner for a bl-wj-b, handjob, or positions which requires no partic-p-tion from this person (like woman-on-top) and won’t do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.
this comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching tv (yes, without bothering to entertain the tv set once he’s done)
kate: i left joe ‘coz he was such a s-x potato, i was completely tired.
mary: g-d, that must be like slavery! glad you left him. date an athlete this time
a potato of the s-xual orientation.
i like to rub my s-xpotato all over my face.
a person who wants to spend every moment in the house having s-x. usually happens in the first month of a relationship, or soon after becoming s-xually active with your partner. not to be confused with a couch potato, a s-x potato often breaks to eat- rather than eat during the act.
laura: “have you seen mark or beth?”
rob: “no, last i heard they were at home having s-x, but that was 2 days ago”
laura: “what a bunch of s-xpotatoes!”
comes from the term “couch potato”. means someone who is completely lazy in terms of s-x and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.
person number one: so…me and hailey had s-x last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a s-x potato.
someone who is totally inactive during s-x usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.
craig: dude! how was that chick you hooked up with last night?
dude: bad! man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total s-x potato! she just laid there!
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