sex surrogate gift
gee whiz! -another f-cking birthday (christmas), and you’re still having to get off alone!! how sad! i’m (santas’) going to bring you a nice s-x surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and ‘watch the stars’, while the surrogate does all the ‘work’!!
you couldn’t ‘score’ with michael foolsley ’cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!…in this box is a phone number…call the number, and order up your type of s-x surrogate!!
judy got the s-x surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!
i’m hoping somebody gives me the s-x surrogate gift this year!!!
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