Sex Swing


a type of harness specifically for the purpose of s-xual intercourse in which one partner is suspended, either above a bed or in a clear area, while the other moves freely. though there is considerable variety, most common s-x swings have a sling for the back, another for the b-tt & stirrups for each leg, which can be adjusted. some models are suspended from a bunjie or spring to provide bounce.
1) kid: sweet! your step-mom has a swing in her bedroom!
friend: ya but she won’t ever let me use it. let’s go watch spongebob.

2) s-x in the city guy: do you swing?
girl: you mean with other couples?
guy: no, i mean swing…

3) honey let’s use the s-x swing tonight, i want to try a new position.

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