Sex Tennis
the s-xual act between two men and a woman (preferably a hooker) whereby one man is on one bed and the other man is on the other bed. the first man starts out by f-cking the girl on his bed and after a short while throws the woman onto the other bed where the other man catches her and proceeds to f-ck. the first man to c-m is the loser of the match. a game of true stamina.
phil and bruce played an epic game of s-x tennis on wednesday. unforturnaly there had to be a loser because phil unloaded a monster load on the girl after only 3 rounds.
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