Sex Yeti
a creature who s-xually preys on his/her friends during periods of birthday celebration. the beast feeds off the insobriety of the birthday goers and lures them back to its velvet lined den where it performs a gruesome yet mesmorising dance which selectively paralyses all but the intromittent organs of the individual. the s-x yeti wields no physical weapons but uses more deceptive methods of persuasion; luring pheromones and the deception of physical arrousal.
1) “oh no here comes the s-x yeti! quick everyone hide the women and children, get the dogs and pitch forks and cut off your genitals!!!”
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