Sexcess Baggage
1- a partner you would use a genie wish to be forgotten by.
2- a booty call when you’re on a good date (or in one).
3- when your girlfriend wants to be slow and romantic when you’re in the mood to just have sweaty, kinky p-rno s-x.
not to be confused with suckcess, but similar to suckstress.
1- an ex who seems to drunk dial you on weekends.
2- a girl who creeps up to you while you’re on a date is s-xcess baggage.
3- all kissing, no -n-l
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