sexcookie
1. a person so incredibly good looking, that they stir up desire for fornication of a pastry
2. a person who stimulates the taste buds
3. temporary information stored on a computer after viewing a p-rnographic website
check out that s-xcookie
a quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury’s. each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to s-x. though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. in the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.
are there any s-x cookies left?
no, i ate the last one, wasn’t really big enough to fill me though…
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