Sexcuse

the excuse you give to go f-ck.
while visiting my parents, jeff and i usually use the s-xcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. that gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.
an excuse a woman makes to avoid having s-x.
the womans s-xcuse was “i have a headache, so we can’t have s-x tonight.”
the excuse one may give for having s-x with someone that he or she may not normally do so with. can be given on holidays, birthdays, times of low self-esteem or frunkedness, or when there is a general l.o.s.

not to be confused with holiday s-x, where s-x is expected but has to be worked for. however, ex s-x and drought busters includes times when a s-xcuse would be given.
dude 1: hey man, what’re you up to?
dude 2: i think i’m gonna go bang out my ex.

dude 1: dude, you said you would never touch that -ss again.
dude 2: i need a drought buster bad man.

dude 1: terrible s-xcuse dude.
when someone makes bad excuses to come over and hook up
“you’re just making s-xcuses to come over”
excuses females make to get out of having s-x or any kind of four play
this is one of the most commonly used s-xcuses “im on my period and i have lock jaw so i cant give you head”
using your gender to validate stupid decisions, even though these actions aren’t valid at all.
my only s-xcuse is that i want to act as crazy as i want and eat anything i want this week. (for girls)

my only s-xcuse is that i want to have intercourse with as many girls as i can before i lose my hair. (for guys)
an excuse for having s-x with someone you should not have had s-x with. usually a bad, quickly made up lie.
john: “how could you cheat on me with derek!’
mary’s s-xcuse: “…i fell on his d-ck?”

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