sexeditcrapitus

to write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous s-xual nature, written by someone that has no actual s-xual experience. the sad intention behind this act is seeing one’s name in print. it is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same s-x due to being an utter and complete cretin. the only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing sh-te to real people

i.e. those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such cr-p (the same as your mothers should have done, you sad f-ckers.)
exclamation: ” hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan ken-bi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her -ss, with a large jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and -j-c-l-t–n, oh and by the way, some sh-te place that you’ve never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan ken-bi etc, is that a s-xeditcr-pitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad nauseam}

real person: ” you futile, pathetic c-nt” {‘smack’ sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.