sexetary
a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. may be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once n-ble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. modern examples of a s-xetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on amc’s popular series “mad men.”
hey man, last night i just had to bang my s-xetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.
and if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable s-xetary.
that girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for halloween, but all i can think of is doing her as if she were my s-xetary.
1. a very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have s-xual relations with.
2. a secretary/receptionist that one has had s-xual relations with.
employee 1: who’s the new girl?
employee 2: that’s the boss’ new s-xetary.
monica was bill clinton’s s-xetary.
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