Sexfoot
the onset of sudden pain or cramps in ones extremeties, usually the arche/sole of the foot, as a result of lack of bloodflow to the area during coitus.
john: aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!! christ get off me!!!
jenny: what? why?
john: cuz i got s-xfoot and it pains me like a m-th-b-tch!
jenny: oh…pity.
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