Sexican Standoff
when two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.
the s-xual tension in the room had surp-ssed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. there was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world’s longest s-xican standoff.
a stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have s-x, but neither wants to do all the work.
my husband and i wanted to have s-x last night, but we were both too tired. it was a serious s-xican standoff.
when two people are withholding s-x from each other for different reasons.
person 1: “i didn’t want him to tease me, so he wouldn’t let me tease him.”
person 2: “oh, so you were in a s-xican standoff?”
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