Sexification

word: s-xification

pr-nunciation: \’seks-ə-fə-ˈkā-shən\

function: noun

date: circa 2008

1. the subtle art of revealing the hidden s-xiness inherent in all things.

2. the definitive source for all things s-xy.

3. it’s a movement.
1. s-xification is for you to not only be s-xier but also feel s-xier.

2.s-xification is not just a lifestyle or a state of mind

3. help reveal the s-xification of the latest dating tips, travel locations, restaurants, fashion trends, research, media and more
1. to restate a benign phrase or sentence in a heavy s-xual tone.

2. the act of making something non-s-xual, s-xual. (e.g. douglas fir)
1
regular:
g: hey carl, could you p-ss me those tongs?
c: sure gina, i’ll hand you the tongs.

s-xified:
g: hey carl, could you p-ss me those tongs?
c: sure gina, i’ll hand you the tongs. (with s-xy eyes and s-xual overtones)
g: oh, you and your s-xification, just hand me the d-mn tongs.
c: thongs?
g: tongs!!
c: hey, that meat is burning.
g: oh, i’ll burn your meat.
c: he he he…
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2
r:steve, don’t you love to see the pine trees covered in snow?
s:yeah, i love me some douglas fir, if you know what i mean.
1a: a way to become s-xy through means of action or witty remarks.

1b: becoming s-xified

2: when someone puts emphasis on a hi-five.
hey look marie, joe just went through s-xification.

benny: yo man w-ssup?
dave: hey man nothin bro.
b: dam u jus see that girl -ss?
d: h-ll ya bro. give it up!(dave does a turn and a twist and hi-fives benny)
b: yo dave what the h-ll was that?
d: that was s-xification!!!
b: oh yeah.
to apply s-x in a need, wanting or having in a adjective noun.
i can go for some serious s-xification.
the art of killing, by means of s-x

s-xified (past and future tense)
jane is going to kill bob through s-xification

bob was s-xified