sexiled
when you cannot go in your room because your room mate is having s-x
man, i’m s-xiled for the whole night, can i crash at your place!
refering to “exiling” your roomate (usually in a college setting) from his/her room so that you can engage in s-xual activity without voyeurism.
“im gettting s-xiled right now so i can’t get the bong out of my room”
“your ruined”
“i know”
to be exiled from your appartment or room because your roomate is having s-x with someone.
hey, can i sleep at your place tonight, i’ve been s-xiled from my place.
when politely asked or forced from one’s room in order to create the private atmosphere most roommates need for coitus with their special friends. incidentally, it is what i am right now.
sh-t, it’s 1 am and my roommate s-xiled me. he’s been goin’ since 10 pm, don’t i ever get to sleep?
the past-participle of the verb s-xile.
to be banished from one’s room (most often, a single-sp-ce dormitory room) so that the roommate may engage in private s-xual intercourse. generally speaking, sodomy, cunninglingus, f-ll-t–, and most forms of foreplay consitute grounds for s-xiling.
“last night my roomate brought back some grotsky ho and i was s-xiled to the student lounge.”
you get s-xiled when your roommate asks or forces you to leave your room, because s/he wants some intimacy with his/her s.o.
i got s-xiled last night and slept in the nerd box.
to be “exiled” or banished from the dorm while it is being used by a roommate wanting privacy for (often overnight) s-xual activity.
it is a common phenomenon at college, often done willingly by arrangement, which may include telltale signs to show the room is being used (i.e. a strategically placed sock or tie). where s-xiling becomes too regular and inconsiderate, the solution is another urban dictionary favourite = c-ckblocking.
i was s-xiled last night when brad wanted to take a girl back to our room to stay the night.
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