Sexmas


awesome variable for the term “x-mas” which in turn is a b-st-rdation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of christ, “christmas”. not necessarily referring to a christmas with s-x.
merry s-xmas and a happy new year!
what christmas turns into if you have s-x before opening presents.

may also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having s-x.
“we celebrated s-xmas instead of giving gifts this year.”

“i love s-xmas, it’s the most wonderful time of the year.”
a festival of pure p-rnography and s-xual indulgence with a simultaneous worship and acknowledgement of the birth of jesus christ on the blessed day of december 25th.
i’m so h-rny right after thanksgiving…knowing that s-x-mas is right around the corner, i pre-order and priority ship all my s-x toys from amazon.com to insure they arrive on or before s-x-mas so that i am not left out of the s-xual festivities.
the very epitome of attractiveness.
a refined beauty, an alabaster vision ensconced in drapes of ethereal curtains of pure plasma s-xiness
wow. look at that s-xma.

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