Sexmester
the point after child birth where you both have recovered from the trauma of a little person destroying the love shack and you can reboot the intercourse
i can’t wait to have s-x tonight. it’s been nine months since the baby was born and so we are finally in the s-xmester
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- shammy
relax, comfortable, chill out, bro down, cloud nine, peace of mind. usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day. hey would you like to go to work all day? h-ll no! im off, im going to go get shammy. 1. a nickname for shamu 2. one […]
- Shaneamaled
the act of ruining or the condition of being ruined; a severe state of drunkeness; absolute wrecking of liver man i got so wasted last night! i was shaneamaled for sure!
- shaundrick
a selfish -sshole who only deals with others when it benefits him. walks away from his problems instead of working through them. always realizes too late that he messed up and wants a second chance, just so he can f-ck it up all over again. im not falling for your bullsh-t shaundrick.
- Shit a hole through the floor
to be so startled/terrified that you sh-t yourself in such a way that your excrement hits the floor and burns a solid hole directly through it. used to indicate that a situation is/was exceptionally horrifying. similar to sh-t bricks when i saw the murderer’s mask, i sh-t a hole through the floor and ran.
- Shitplug
n.noun origin: your -n-s definition: that annoying last bits of p–p left to plug your b-tthole, left from either poorly wiped b-tts or premature p–ping. no matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. results in sticky -n-ses or an annoying smooth sensation in your -sshole, or, in […]