sexpartexting
(verb) to secretly text one or more partic-p-nts during a s-x party, usually to communicate disinterest or horror.
i was so busted s-xpartexting the hot one, “let’s ditch this fatty,” when his phone immediately beeped after i tapped “send.”
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