sexpectation
the state of antic-p-ting or expecting s-xual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. it describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
a: girl, you gonna give him some?
b: i don’t know, but he’s s-xpecting.
on the ride home from that date, the s-xpectation was killing me!
just because you s-xpect something doesn’t mean you’re getting it.
the expectations you have towards a certain persons s-xual ability. if you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have “great s-xpectations” of them.
ryan: how was last night with natasha? 😉
kyle: it was great. i would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my s-xpectations.
hopeful antic-p-tion for future, imminent s-x.
most frequently preceding a couple’s third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
suzette had great s-xpectations regarding her weekend getaway with chip. he was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
a mix between the words s-x and expectation. s-xpectation is when one person -ssumes that s-x with another guaranteed.
when johnny invited kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he -ssured her that he had no s-xpectations. it eased her mind.
or
“why can i never meet a man who just wants to chat?” says kim, “i’m sick of men’s false s-xpectations!”
the feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of s-x. this may include an obligation to share one’s possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a s-x partner (mostly in a male’s case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female’s case).
sally and i used to hook up regularly, but her s-xpectations drove me to bankruptcy.
the time your mrs offers you the best s-x to not go out on a sunday with the lads by offering you things s-xually your mum would die to hear.
as in “pwease don’t go pub today, i’ll do rude things to you your mum wouldn’t love to hear” “wow, those are some big s-xpectations”
noun; the expectations one has regarding s-x.
flo: i hear you’re going out with butch tonight, are you excited?”
mo: well, he’s cute and everything, but i saw his p-n-s in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6’4″ gay man he’s exceptionally small, so my s-xpectations aren’t that great.”
flo: ahhh..size doesn’t matter.
mo: -slap-
flo: “ouch” alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
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