Sexpense Account
money saved up for services provided by an escort/prost-tute.
bill: how was your weekend with candi?
ted: oh man, she totally wiped out my s-xpense account.
bill: yea but, was it worth it?
ted: do i only have one t-st-cl-? heck yes it was!
bill: …you-…huh?
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