Sexsory Deprivation
-n-logous to ‘sensory deprivation’, s-xsory deprivation is when one begins to lose their sanity due to a lack of s-xual stimulus.
“i came home last night and i was so h-rny, i tried to have s-x with the ironing board, because that was the closest thing to a woman i could find.”
“dude, i’m a doctor: you’ve got s-xsory deprivation. the only known cure is a set of beef curtains applied 3 times daily.”
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