Sext Offender
a person who randomly s-xts someone they don’t even know. thus, freaking them out. or, someone who s-xts so often that they s-xt the wrong person.
s-xt offender: hey baby, i’m naked and thinking about you.
recipient: who is this?
s-xt offender: i bet you would like it if i came over there and took off your pants.
s-xt offender’s mother: mike, this is your mother.
person 1: why did ashley dump mike?
person 2: mike got caught s-xting some girl.
person 1: i bet he’s a repeat s-xt offender.
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