sexting laws
the laws of s-xting.
– no human contact is involved.
– everything must be s-xual
– the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
– the encounters should be with people of the oppisite s-x. but can be just as fun with people of the same s-x!
– s-xting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have s-x.. like really… take it from the phone to the bed honey.
– it should not feel as good as s-x.. if it feels better than actual s-x, b-tch you need a new partner…. or try a third person for extra fun! 🙂
-this girl is using the well known and important s-xting laws-
tapenga: ” i met this guy at the club last night, and we’ve been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into s-xting, it was def hot and steamy.”
marvin: “oh was he hot and bothered?”
tapenga: “oh h-ll yes, i think we might take our s-xting to inferno hot tonight.”
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