sexual carrot


n. refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate s-xual remarks. because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.
person 1: some red headed guy at the party named mike kept making dumb jokes about b-tt s-x while everyone else was talking.
person 2: oh you mean the ginger kid! i hate that guy!
person 3: yea, mike’s a s-xual carrot.

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