sexual harassment panda
a panda who teaches children not to practice s-xual har-ssment. goes by the name of “petey”. the “s-xual har-ssment panda” song plays every time he walks into a room.
who lives in the east ‘neath the willow tree?
s-xual har-ssment panda.
who explains s-xual har-ssment to you and me?
s-xual har-ssment panda.
“don’t say that! don’t touch there!
don’t be nasty!” says the silly bear.
he’s come to tell you what’s right and wrong.
s-xual har-ssment panda.
“and when one little panda puts his furry little w-lly in another panda’s ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!”
teaches the children in south park about s-xual har-ssment.
and, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
s-xual har-ssment, panda!
who teaches har-ssment to you and me?
s-xual har-ssment, panda!
do do this, don’t touch there..
don’t say that says the silly old bear!
he’s come to teach you what’s right and wrong..
s-xual har-ssment, panda!
a useless advocacy mascot for a politically correct point of view. etymology: south park episode 306
“did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda’s underwear, that’s s-xual har-ssment? that makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda.”
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