Sexual Jedi
a s-xual jedi is a person who both possesses the uncanny ability to be a player (swordsman) but then be able to f-ck-them-speechless. a s-xual jedi must also have a high sperm count.
friend-“dude the police are awesome!”
you-“yeah i know””sting is a s-xual jedi!”
2 more definitions
a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.
basically all the jedis are s-xual jedis
someone who has almost supernatural prowess in the s-xual arts.
jill” did you hear about how good ben was in the sack last night?
amy” yeah he was good be he’s no s-xual jedi.”
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