Sexual Karma Fairy
the s-xual karma fairy is a bit like cupid. but she decides who you end up with in life. she creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been -ssholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don’t give oral s-x. the s-xual karma fairy tests you with situations you don’t want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.
i’ve just let down an ugly girl gently. the s-xual karma fairy owes me big!
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