Sexual Napalm

a s-xual hold a woman has on you similar to being addicted to drugs.

it can be positive or negative depending on your view.
” yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
‘s-xually it was crazy. that’s all i’ll say. it was like napalm, s-xual napalm. did you ever say, “i want to quit my life and just f–king snort you?”‘- john mayer

“i know she is not that pretty in the face, but she’s like s-xual napalm man, i can’t shake her.” – some random dude.
1. jessica simpson
2. what tiger woods wishes his wife was.
3. a hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
cnn: it has been clarified by scientists that the m-ssive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just jessica simpson on a manhunt. she emitted almost radioactive levels of s-xual napalm.

dude 1: “dude, i’ve been working out at the gym, taking v–gr-, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. but i still can’t keep up with her.
dude 2: “dude, she must be like what you call s-xual napalm!”
dude 1: “dude, i’m like gonna give her tiger woods’ number”