Sexual Pancake
a person who just lies there and makes the other person do everything in bed.
“jesus, cindy, will you do something instead of being such a s-xual pancake?”
“well, steve, maybe if you just f-cking listened when i said that i wanted to talk about us then we both wouldn’t be here in this awkward situation now would we?”
“that’s it, you crazy b-tch! i want a divorce!”
“f-ck you do your own d-mn laundry!”
“no! f-ck you!”
“i would if you would love me!”
a bis-xual (flip/flop)
“d-mn, did you know mary was a s-xual pancake?”
“yeah that doesn’t really surprise me after last night with the two strippers, the tequila and the jar of baby food…”
“i know, right? i could go for some mrs. b-ttersworth right now…”
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