sexual paralysis
n.- when you accidentally see/hear someone engaged in s-x or s-xual activity and are so freaked and/or grossed out that you get away as fast as you can, but are left frozen by the absurdity of the situation and can only say ‘ohmygodohmygod’ when people ask you what is wrong.
“abby and i were overcome by s-xual paralysis when we walked in on mike and his lady getting busy in the living room”
n -the submissive action of surrendering to a s-xual advance by exhibiting an enjoyable paralysis-like or trancive state of concentration and obedience.
this state of being can be experienced in a contemplative silence or minute verbal expressions of delight ranging from quiet moans to verbal acknowledgments directed towards the aggressor’s inquiries/commands.
the warm wave of s-xual paralysis engulfed her body as she quietly complied to him softly whispering, “…now be a good girl and spread your legs.”
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