Sexual Potato
someone who doesnt partic-p-te during s-x. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.
girl1:”my boyfriend is such a s-xual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!”
girl2:”ha! sucks for you!”
definition 1 : a potato used as a “play toy” by a randy male.
definition 2 : a expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
example 1 :
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his d-ck in potato
man’s d-ck burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
example 2 :
“did you get with that guy last night?”
“yeah hes such a s-xual potato!”
“what ya get up to?”
“a whole load of s-xual potatoes!”
randon statment shouted/written to express…randomnes….
basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps
person alpha: and so that pretty much means that she is ugly
person beta: s-xual potatoes!
person alpha: wtf?
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