Sexual Resume
a doc-ment in which men can keep record of their s-xual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.
doug: “h-llo candy, i’d like to offer you a copy of my s-xual resume. as you can see, when i was 13 i did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the czech republic, when i was 15 i eiffel towered my friend cameron’s sister (in his room), and at 19 i received my first rusty trombone from a tibetan yoga master named crystal. she has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary.”
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