sexual tension starfish
essentially the same thing as awkward turtle except in moments where there is s-xual tension. accompanied by a sort of blinking star formation of the hand in which the fist is clenched and unclenched to indicate a squirming starfish.
an awkwardly s-xual moment you can say s-xual tension starfish and squish your hands, similarly to making the handmotions of awkward turtle
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