sexualess
1.a. a female/male quite likely in their first serious relationship with one another who does nothing s-xually provocative i.e. dressing promiscuously, talk about s-x, give no indication of s-xual desire. b.this includes, but is not limited to, the guy that’s been dating her for over a year and still hasn’t got any, resulting in him being s-xualess not by choice and being the only person in the world that i know of who’s not and won’t get any.
friend 1: man, i can’t believe he’s dating her! not only is he not getting anything…at all, but she’s completely s-xualess to top it all off! she’ll hardly even kiss him!
friend 2: i know! he’s an idiot!! i mean, why does she have to be a b-tch like that? that’s practically getting away with murder!
friend 1: maybe, but he’s the prude who decided to go out with her when everyone else knew she wouldn’t put out, so the jokes on his -ss!!
friend 2: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha what a f-g aaahhhh ha ha ha ha
friend 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho oh my god aaahhhh ha ha ha ha i can’t even concieve that!!!
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