sexually constipated
when someone’s s-xual desires and l-st become pent up due to reasons outside their control. it may result in sick s-xual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, b-st–lity etc…
if you ever looked at a doujin comic from j-pan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely s-xually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.
the pain and sadness that results from not performing s-xual acts.
” what’s up with him?”
“oh, he’s just s-xually constipated dude! his girlfriend won’t give him any.”
the act of ‘not gettin any’
joshua hasn’t gotten lad in 2 months. he’s s-xually constipated.
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