Sexy Nap


a nap with a lady in which the aforementioned female is s-xy. usually, some form of hanky-panky is involved. sometimes, intercourse even occurs. rarely is any actual sleep gotten. when “waking up” from a s-xy nap, both people usually feel fresh and well-rested despite the lack of sleep.
i just had a great s-xy nap with my girlfriend and am ready for a long night of studying.

“g-d i’m tired,” says my friend. “well you should try a s-xy nap, those always give me a nice kick in my f-nny,” i reply.
after a long day fist pumping at the pool and losing your mind, you invite your favorite female friend of the day or friends up to the room to relax, it turns s-xy once you either lay down with the female or run a tub
“hey greg, why are you grabbing me like that?”

“come on baby, lets go take a s-xy nap”

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