Sexy Neopolitan


can be achieved in two manners:

1. having s-xual intercourse with a woman on her period, removing your p-n-s and placing it in her -n-s, then ejaculating. blood=strawberry, fecal matter=chocolate, s-m-n=vanilla

2. do the same except forgoe the v-g-n-l s-x and use no lube for the -n-l causing chafing which can eventually cause bleeding.
i pulled the s-xy neopolitan last night and that chick loved it. i even pulled the emeril afterwards.

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