sexy pig


a s-xy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
otis: i’m feelin’ some yearnin’s for your pig.

festus: no surprise, bro. look at the way it’s tricked out. that’s one s-xy pig!

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