sexy saturday
that beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life must involve the s-xiest s-x of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls -optional yet encouraged-
“dude, it’s s-xy sat-rday!….sh-t, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker”
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