Seymour Butz
one of the many ‘joke names’ bart and lisa simpson used during their prank phone calls to moe’s tavern.
“h-llo. moe’s tavern.”
“i need to speak with someone there. last name, butz, first name, seymour.”
“hey, is there a butz here? seymour butz? hey, everybody, i wanna seymour butz! oh, wait a minute… listen, you little sc-m-sucking pus-bucket! when i get my hands on you, i’m gonna put out your eyeb-lls with a corkscrew!”
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