SFL
single for life, something lonely people say when they have no boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife and believe they have no chances of getting one anytime soon.
girl i don’t need a boyfriend, i’m sfl!
stop f-cking lying
“dude i just seen your girl with another n-gg-” sfl she’s right here what a f.n hater
literal translation: screwed fer life
dude-hey man guess what?
man-what?
dude-well i just got a tv and it broke. so i went to the store i bought it from and it closed down. then i tried selling it on ebay and i somehow owed the buyer money.
man- sounds like someone’s sfl
scarred for life
last night i walked in on my parents doing it doggie – sfl !
sfl is a uber way of expressing that something is (so freaking lame) isn’t fun, maybe boring or even a disappointment.
the way that guy died at the end of the movie was sfl!
senior fail list.
i’m on the sfl… f-ck my life.
soundtrack for life. the music you would play in the background in any given moment of your life.
here’s your bad-ss sfl for this photo:
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